starchelles (starchelles) wrote,
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starchelles

Why UP Profs are nothing like the others...

"The aim of policy making is to invoke
action! Because action speaks louder
than words! You do not just say I love
you. You say: If you love me, enter
me! "

-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

"Class, next week na lang ung result sa
exam nyo. I am having a hard time
checking it. I will seek first the
divine guidance on what to do about it.
Class dont worry about your grade. Let
me worry about it."

-sir de jesus,envi sci 1

(valentines day)

"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP?
Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
Siguro wala kayong date ngayong
valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!
When i was your age i had a date. Hindi
ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya..."

(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa
sahig)

"I won't record this. Go find a date."

(sabay walk out.)

-Sir Doliente,BA.

Ma'am: Many people believe that we,
psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.

Class: Weh.. Sample..

Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm
bluffin

-Ma'am Chei

"I don't give surprise long exams. all
exams are announced. Halimbawa,
Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!"

-Ma'am Chei (again)

"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG
KA
LANG!!!"

-Dr. Recio

"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket?
aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako
yayaman dun."

-Sir Atoy, histo I

(commenting on a thesis of a senior
student)

'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!!
Mamamatay ka!!'

- Dr. llanes, UPM.

"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube.
Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak
ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo
habang gumagawa."

-Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

"Last sem was the first time that I
gave
a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"

Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first
day of class
 
"Don't worry sa exams class. Open notes naman eh."
About to start lecture... "pero bawal magnotes, ok?"
 
Prof Ramos, PI 100

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